keeping up with: the timelines

Hello, ones.

As noticed, since I introduced this blog I haven't posted much as I like to keep my stuff analog (you should too).

But 2026 is not just another year. It's a loop year. you might be wondering what it means, but I'll discuss it some other time, it's just important to know we are looping again and this time I am aware of what causes it, so for the sake of keeping track of anomalies I'll be trying to keep this up to date at least every now and then.

Why isn't 2026 like the past 3 years?

Throughout the years, I noticed that when the beams stop reality gets really messy. Even when they're on vacation, which doesn't cause such great impact to the Long Shutdowns. 

This is my first time experiencing a Long Shutdown closely. Last time I was witnessing the 2 run, on July 5th, 2022. Then I also experienced the unexpected shutdown in November of 2022; funny enough, it was during a World Cup.

I thought it would be great to journal the greatest anomalies we'll go through until 2030 (oof)

So let's begin with our first incidents after the LS3:

• July 5, 2026 – Brazil loses 2–1 to Norway (CERN shut down on Nov 28, 2022; Brazil lost on Dec 9, 2022) 
• June 28, 2026 – The event was full of unexpected and out of control incidents
• Maybe one of my awaken friends will go back to working in landscaping (he worked in it from Nov 2020 to Feb 2023)
• My birthday was garbage (either because I though we were still in may or something else)
• Shitty hangout with old friends of my friend whom he hadn't seen since 2020 (July 3rd, 2026) 
• Timeline merging; it feels like time doesn't exist
• It looks like there's a massive burn of information happening on the internet

As for coincidences, we can go all the way back to 1991 when the WWW was published to the public by CERN, the first collisions in 2009 or the Y2K - either way they can provide us some nice things such as:

• The web eras (Web 1.0 - 3.0)
• The 2009 swine flu pandemic (coincides with 2020 and the hantavirus)
• The year 2000 problem (coincides with Y2K38)

Moreover, after searching for the 2022 sudden shutdown I found this interesting paragraph at CERN's webpage from the same year: "CERN strengthened international collaborations, bringing together experts to discuss quantum technologies and future technology for health, in a year when Brazil signed an agreement to become an Associate Member State."

Until now, July 5th 2026, this is what we've gathered. I'll update this post as more anomalies surfaces.