keeping up with: the timelines

Hello, ones.

As noticed, since I introduced this blog I haven't posted much as I like to keep my stuff analog (you should too).

But 2026 is not just another year. It's a loop year. you might be wondering what it means, but I'll discuss it some other time, it's just important to know we are looping again and this time I am aware of what causes it, so for the sake of keeping track of anomalies I'll be trying to keep this up to date at least every now and then.

Why isn't 2026 like the past 3 years?

Throughout the years, I noticed that when the beams stop reality gets really messy. Even when they're on vacation, which doesn't cause such great impact to the Long Shutdowns. 

This is my first time experiencing a Long Shutdown closely. Last time I was witnessing the 2 run, on July 5th, 2022. Then I also experienced the unexpected shutdown in November of 2022; funny enough, it was during a World Cup.

I thought it would be great to journal the greatest anomalies we'll go through until 2030 (oof)

So let's begin with our first incidents after the LS3:

• July 5, 2026 – Brazil loses 2–1 to Norway (CERN shut down on Nov 28, 2022; Brazil lost on Dec 9, 2022) 
• June 28, 2026 – The event was full of unexpected and out of control incidents
• Maybe one of my awaken friends will go back to working in landscaping (he worked in it from Nov 2020 to Feb 2023)
• My birthday was garbage (either because I though we were still in may or something else)
• Shitty hangout with old friends of my friend whom he hadn't seen since 2020 (July 3rd, 2026) 
• Timeline merging; it feels like time doesn't exist
• It looks like there's a massive burn of information happening on the internet

As for coincidences, we can go all the way back to 1991 when the WWW was published to the public by CERN, the first collisions in 2009 or the Y2K - either way they can provide us some nice things such as:

• The web eras (Web 1.0 - 3.0)
• The 2009 swine flu pandemic (coincides with 2020 and the hantavirus)
• The year 2000 problem (coincides with Y2K38)

Moreover, after searching for the 2022 sudden shutdown I found this interesting paragraph at CERN's webpage from the same year: "CERN strengthened international collaborations, bringing together experts to discuss quantum technologies and future technology for health, in a year when Brazil signed an agreement to become an Associate Member State."

Until now, July 5th 2026, this is what we've gathered. I'll update this post as more anomalies surfaces.

What is this blog?

 Welcome to Anomaly Chaser.

This is a brief introduction on this blog, what is its purpose and what you may expect reading here.

DISCLAIMER: this website will contain both english and portuguese posts.

Welcome to my site, in here we shall discuss about the CERN and how it impacts our reality.

You might be thinking it is just a lab in Geneva, but i truly believe it has something to do with actual timeline errors and more.

If you're not very familiar with CERN, it is a science lab home of various experiments involving particle accelerators, including the LHC. We will be focusing on the LHC and the experiments ATLAS and CMS, for they are the ones who are trying to study the big bang, string theory and the Higgs boson.

I am in no way, shape or form saying that all of this is scientifically confirmed, or that the CERN is a bad and demonic thing. It's the opposite; i believe CERN's intention is to help us. I personally don't believe that it is trying to open physical portals as the religious says. My feelings towards the lab are neutral, i just share what i see without bias.

How it all started

In 2022 i was super deep into spirituality, and followed a bunch of people who talked about it. Around the end of june i started hearing about the CERN; which i haven't heard ever. I ignored at first, because to me it seemed like just another crazy conspiracy, but july arrived and so did the date they wouldn't shut up about. I actually gave in and went to look deeper into it all.

Since the date  July 5, 2022, ive been noticing plenty of weird coincidences and comebacks in which i will make a specific post for. I developed a hyperfixation for physics and the CERN because many things started to happen after the date. 

But here's the thing, many people would tell me they were noticing these things as well, so it isn't something only i was experiencing; it wasn't in my head. not only that but the things were ACTUALLY HAPPENING in this reality. 

If you also noticed something that reminds you of a period in the past or anything just straight up weird, please, leave a comment so you can make it in my list of confirmation.

i have a physical list where i write the creepy things that happened and the insane thing that would have to happen so my "theory" that the CERN is just messing around in between timelines and time (spoiler: some of them are happening)

This is what the blog is about. Not only discussing this topic but involving conspiracy theories, texts and opinions about related topics, and you are all welcomed to interact with our posts no matter if they're in whatever language i decide to write, just keep the super religious and skeptical talk very far away from here. 

Share yout thoughts on CERN, on spirituality and things like that, let's all discuss and find people who have been noticing the same as we